Sunday, April 18, 2010

Funny things before exam week.

Warning: I found this as 'FUNNY', but some people might categorized this post as 'RAGE'. So for those who still reading this and at the end of this post they feel butt-hurted, sorry to say that instead of reading your notes, it is your fault for getting your ass stucked reading this stupid post.

Okay, okay chill now and take a deep breath. Ready to get your butt-hurted?

#1- "Weh, sempena nak exam ni, aku nak mintak maaflah kalau ada salah dan silap."

When I was in Sekolah Menengah Teknik Segamat, just before the SPM get started there was a teacher who told us in a school assembly that students should apologize to all their teacher and ask for 'blessing' from them. This might be practical and I have found no problem with this. I mean, maybe, during all these years we might hurt our teachers so we should apologize. Maybe- just maybe, its a psychology treatment so you can sit for your SPM papers without thinking of how you pancitkan tayar kereta Ustaz Mahyuddin. And when you see Ustaz Mahyuddin patrolling around the exam hall during the Pendidikan Agama Islam paper, you don't feel any guilt toward him and you can answer the paper easily. Maybe.

But things get fucked up when suddenly, your friend came to you and said such thing. And when you asked them "Kenapa pulak ko nak mintak maaf tiba-tiba ni?" they just said: "Alah, untuk segala-galanya lah". Bukankah itu sangat cilaka? For me, by suddenly apologizing to your friends, you're like confessing that you had done something 'palat' and when asked "Why" and you just said "For everything", you just raped your friend twice and leave them clueless.

Only people who naive enough will say: "Wah, dia ni tiba-tiba mintak maaf kat aku. Walaupun aku tak tau kenapa, tapi aku rasa happy sangat. Barulah tenang nak jawab exam".

Oh dear~

#2- "Okay you poor fags, here are the tips."

"Okay baca Chapter 1-3 untuk 3 soalan pertama, soalan 4 pulak ada dalam Chapter 6, dan soalan last sekali dalam Chapter 9. Kalau ada yang tak dapat jawab tak tahu lah"

For some lecturer, in order to get their students' marks above average, (or in some cases above poor), they tend to give their students straight-forward tips. Okay I know some of my friend will say that I'm wrong for mocking the lecturers about this. But no, I'm not mocking the lecturers. Instead I'm also very happy when our lecturers are willing to help us until this very moment.

What I'm trying to say is; what if, starting from Week 1 until Week 14 we just focus on these chapters that will be on exam. Let say, in a course there are 12 chapters. But there are only 5 questions in final, with every question covers a particular chapter. That will leave 5 chapters in the final exam. And we can ignore the remaining 7 chapters, intact.

Practically, we can do this. Of course, it will be 'cacatkan' our syllabus requirement but what the hell. In the end, we're just studying for the exam, right? Get my point here?

#3- Facebook can be funny, too.

Abdul Bedul: Hari ni nak belajar. Tak nak main Facebook lagi!
2 hours ago . Comment . Like
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Siti Bedah: oh dah dua jam, tadi u kata nak belajar kan?
1 minute ago . Delete

Abdul Bedul: eh? ye lah.. asyik reply komen, i terus lupa nak belajar. hik hik hik~
few seconds ago . Delete

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FTW?????

#4- LULz.

And for some people, there are alternatives for them to increase their performance.

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6 Comments

6 orang tak puas hati:

Anonymous said...

kan manusia mudah terpengaruh dgn anasir2 tahyul. Ingat tak masa bird flu dulu, org bilang kacang hijau boleh jadi penawar...maka rakyat jelata sekalianlah turut percaya. klau diorang post ada sihir utk dapat pass final exam, nescaya ada org jadi kipas-susah-matinya..Sesungguhnya manusia punya akal, tapi agak pendek.

Anonymous said...

kan manusia mudah terpengaruh dgn anasir2 tahyul. Ingat tak masa bird flu dulu, org bilang kacang hijau boleh jadi penawar...maka rakyat jelata sekalianlah turut percaya. klau diorang post ada sihir utk dapat pass final exam, nescaya ada org jadi kipas-susah-matinya..Sesungguhnya manusia punya akal, tapi agak pendek.

penjenayah merah jambu. said...

ok,aku tenung gambar tu dgn harapan lepas ni aku baca semuanya akan absorb dalam kepala otak gila laju.

tapi aku tahu,aku diperdaya.
hahahaha

weyh,all the best weyh.jangan jadi mcm ni 3# tu.
(psst,tu aku lah.hahahahaha)

Encik Akmal said...

@Anonymous: Yup, sangat betul. Sebenarnya kita tak boleh salahkan diorang je. Kita mahukan yang terbaik, sanggup buat apa je. Tapi bila keputusannya bukanlah sebaik yang diharapkan, baru kita sedar apa yang kita buat selama ni bukanlah yang terbaik.

@PMJ: haha kau gila. aku tak nak try bukak pun. entah2 gambar xxx, langsung hilang semua ilmu. hahah!! and gud luck to you too.. :D

Anonymous said...

hassan penakut..
hassan penakut..

Encik Akmal said...

Anon: ni mesti nak komen dekat post atas, tapi terkomen kat sini, kan? hahahah sengal...